Ezra and Cara are characters in The Happytime Murders
Ezra and Cara (aka The Kissing Cousins) were actors on The Happytime Gang. Ezra is the male and Cara is the female.
The Happytime Gang[]
When Ezra and Cara were on The Happytime Gang, they played a couple of next door neighbors from Britain, who were also twins. During the early days of the show, Ezra got into a bit of legal trouble.
Post Happytime Gang[]
After the show ended, Ezra and Cara stopped making public appearances moved out to Lancaster, CA where they opened up a barbecue restaurant and worship center. The two also managed to get married despite being cousins.
Later on, they had two children, one boy and one girl, who are both mentally disabled and deformed due to being inbred. Despite this, photo evidence (and a deleted scene) proves that they would still take their children outside the home for things like vacations.
Death[]
Phil and Connie went to investigate Ezra and Cara due to the couple being the final remaining cast members and Goofer giving Connie this lead; "they're married...the wife!" The two drive out to Lancaster where they see that the restaurant/worship center is closed, and screaming is heard inside. Once they get in, the screaming is discovered to be coming from the couple's children playing in their room. Phil checks Ezra and Cara's room and upon pulling away the bed covers, discovers that the couple had recently been murdered in their bed during intercourse. The killer was still in the room and Phil gave chase only to be stopped by the LAPD before he could catch her.
They are survived by their two deformed children.
Trivia[]
- Ezra and Cara have no solo speaking lines during the film.
- Ezra and Cara along with their children, were present at Larry's funeral during a deleted scene.
- However, they were not questioned by the police during said funeral.